Riggadaddy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Moose Jam #3 - Stairway]

Horrendous...

Im sorry. Im a huge Zeppelin fan, and I was actually excited to see a flash vid with their song in it on front page. But.... This was horrid. Im sorry, nothing to do with the song. Do you like zeppelin, cause maybe I interupted it wrong and u wanted to put them down. Anyway, needs better annimation, better concept, basically needs to be re done, hell of a lot.

Im still waiting for Legendary Frog to make a LOTR based vid using the song "The Battle Of Evermore" Anyway, good job none the less I guess....

[What if Hitler Lived?]

Umm, Pretty Dumb?

Well, I just didnt see where you were going with this. Hitler is captured? And he blaims his crimes on sub way? I dunno Im Canadian, maybe its some American joke but I dont understand why its funny at all... Although the animation was alright at the start showing the actual war, after that it was terrible.

I dont understand why this is front page, I mean Grime VS Squeezy was 30 times better im surprised it was kicked off the front. I dunno.

Oh and I like subway, its good eating. I dunno maybe its a ruel in states that if its not dripping with geese its not good food :/

Anyway good attempt.

[World Tribute to 9/11]

Little Late dont ya think?

We all remorsed for it 3 years ago, you can see in yer own god damn movie we all did. Seriously why would you bring it back up now?

Thats like me going to a Jewish Sinagoge (I cant spell it) and saying "Hey rabbi, remeber the holocost, didnt that suck eh."

In other words, i woulda voted 5 3 years ago, today i vote 0.

[.:Forgiven V.1.2:.]

Liar!

Anyway! In a old review you said Mel stole this Idea from you. I think that is a Lie...

For I!!! Gave you the idea! which is the only reason the video is coorperation with Light Kick :P

Anyway good job and all, Although I think you should have made Jesus black for the hell of it. Black with blonde hair and blue eyes. :/

And now heres the killer idea

Okay Jesus gets bigger and bigger each time he kills someone, because he is suffering due to their sins. So each kill he becomes bigger and bigger. THEN when he is Huge like arnold Israel Sends in its secret weapon Trog Dor. And it ends with a epic battle of the titans between Jesus and Trog dor, where in the end Spider man (Jesus' father), saves him.

Then Jesus joins the supreme choco fun hour as reese candy bar.

[Smile!]

hmm

Okay the movie was all in all great, good to see something other then senseless dick and fart jokes on Newgrounds, Kevin Smith can cover those.

Anyway beautiful movie, very dark and such. Ending ruined the whole thing. It was good up until the sensless disco orgy.

And the music reccomendations, I exclusivley listen to Clapton, and Zepplin. So i doubt ull find any sucide insane cut yerself 666 times on thw wrist songs there :/ Anyway keep it up, and maybe you should try and Smile.

[Show Me The Way]

Yeah Yer a Moron

Geeez, seriously. So Linkin Park trys something new, puts together 4 different genres of music and creates something new, So because what it's not the straight rap to the same beat, Pop singing bullshit, or Nickleback Theory Of a Deadman Default that sound ALL THE FUCKING SAME you gotta rag on them.

Learn some respect you little dip shit, Let's see you wirte a song, play an insturment, or think for yerself. Only thing you can do is draw poorly.

In closing, Get a Life you close minded little freak.

Thank you Thank you

JunkiemanLogan responds:

Well, this was certainly a funny review.

a) I don't give a flying fuck what Linkin Park is doing differently. The bottom line is that they suck, and I will freely express my opinion on the matter. As for the other bands you mentioned, they suck too and I don't listen to them either.

2) I can play a number of instruments, including guitar. If I were to bother, which I obviously won't, I could probably learn their songs by ear sicne they're so bloody simple. This, however, would cause my ears to bleed.

3, 4, 5) I can draw well, I have a life, and I WAS close-minded until I myself got off the mainstream-music bandwagon a few years ago. I actually own a Linkin Park album, so please fuck off.

6) I did not specifically make this movie to bash LP, or to piss of their fanboys, but have it your way.

[-Computer Problems-]

Good graphics butttt

I liked yer graphics, but i also hate EVERY video with those stupid fucking voices. Seriously they ruin the movies

MetalClock responds:

Many people hate those voices, but that's how the clock voice's are supposed to be. Live with it ^_^

[(old vers)Dead Rain 5]

Well

I found it kinda dull, and one i hear the names Riggs and Murdock i lost a little respect for you stealing names from Lethal Weapon. I didnt real like it, but it was well done, good story, good grahpics, sound. Good movie, just not my style.

SickDeathFiend responds:

haha actually I stole the name riggs from acidbath's lead singer.I wasnt trying to rip anyone off, oh well.

[The old TN episode 5]

Meh

I mean it was good graphics and all, but I wasnt a big fan of the humor in it. Only funny thing I saw was Jewbian symbals, and i guess being a drummer thats all i would find funny. although Sabian Sucks, Zil all the way

[Silly Soccer]

hmmm

At risk of the author calling me gay, for after reading the last reviews ive diagnosed him as a homophobic. You will notice he in 80% f his reviews he calls someone gay (homosexual) so i do feel bad for him in that. Now about the video, I dont feel this should be on portal, or even why it was called silly soccor. This is one of those home movies you give you parents as a christmas gift because your broke. It was nor silly, nor soccor. It was just some man bouncing a 1# ball on his knees and his head (Wow it's so hard to do) In total quite the dumb movie.

Now Flame me author, its enevitable.

Frank2982 responds:

Actually, I only called one person gay. And now with your review that makes 15 of them. 1 out of 15 is only 6% of people that I called gay. I did make homosexual comments to a few others, but they clearly made gay comments before me and I was doing a little thing called "mocking" them. Now to respond to your comments about the movie. Flash MX allowed video import which now makes it so you can have video clips in flash, thus making Flash a variety of different mediums. It's silly because of the circus music and its soccer because the guy is doing soccer tricks (even though it is without a soccer ball).


Oh yeah... homo homo gay gay!!